one of the best things are self checkouts because i dont have to talk to someone when i check out, i dont have to worry about fumbling around with my money and trying to hurry to pay them, and i dont have to worry about being judged for what i buy.
when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels
- You do this you know? You romanticise things. You made us out to be more than we were. We had a fun fling a long time ago. It’s a good memory.
- I just wanted to call and let you know that I was thinking about what you said. It’s just, you know it’s weird. Today I ended up seeing a lot of the women that I used to date, And in mind, they were all great. And then when I actually saw them, It was mostly a freak show. And you and me, that must have been a real train wreck.